Once upon a time there was a bass, he was kind of a pain in the ass. He liked the finest things and was normally the top of his class. He saw a worm on a hook, and decided to give it a pass. That poor bass is now on your wall and giving you lots of sass. A little bass poem is always a good way to start off the day. Who doesn’t love a trophy fish? Especially when they are full of sassy attitude and knock-knock jokes. Next time you are at a dinner party let the bass sit with you, he is sure to please the crowd with his singing and showmanship. When he isn’t being cheesy, he normally loves to give tips on swimming and swapping kelp salad recipes. But, be warned he is also a wonderful singer, so your talking bass might turn into a show tune star quickly. You can be just like him in the Trophy Head Nice Bass Costume. The material is 100 percent polyester. The wooden screen is a printed design on a poly foam plaque. The fish head is attached to the plaque and the wearer’s head goes through it. The most important part is the golden tag that reads “Nice Bass 10/31” because everyone must know you are one nice fish. Go out and sing to your hearts desire as the Trophy Head Nice Bass.